Let's move to the north Pembrokeshire coast: a place to escape the universe's ills

Pretty, alluring and a tad quieter than the southern shores, this is an illustrious stretch of coastline What's going for it? It's that time of the year when I fantasise about an escape plan, especially in the current geopolitical climate. Maybe I could move to Hokkaido and train in kintsugi. No, too clumsy of hand and, you know, kind of far. OK, maybe I could move to Brittany and open a B&B. Remember your former "career" in hospitality, Tom, pulling disastrous pints at the local? Best forgotten...